Ernold Same will resume his regular adventures on January 2nd. If I take a bus into town to spend my Christmas money, I'll make a bonus post.
In the mean time, a merry Christmas and a punctual New Year to bus passengers and drivers alike!
Friday, December 22
Wednesday, December 20
Tuesday, December 19
Monday, December 18
Friday, December 15
Thursday, December 14
Wednesday, December 13
Tuesday, December 12
Monday, December 11
Friday, December 8
AM. Didn't turn up at all, and the next bus hadn't shown up either 11 minutes after it was due.
So having waited 40 minutes, walked. Abysmal provision.
So having waited 40 minutes, walked. Abysmal provision.
Thursday, December 7
Tuesday, December 5
Monday, December 4
Thursday, November 30
Wednesday, November 29
Tuesday, November 28
Monday, November 27
Friday, November 24
Thursday, November 23
Wednesday, November 22
Tuesday, November 21
Monday, November 20
Thursday, November 16
Wednesday, November 15
Tuesday, November 14
Monday, November 13
Friday, November 10
Thursday, November 9
Wednesday, November 8
Tuesday, November 7
Monday, November 6
Friday, November 3
Thursday, November 2
Wednesday, November 1
Tuesday, October 31
Thursday, October 26
Wednesday, October 25
Tuesday, October 24
Monday, October 23
Then Ernold Same caught the same bus
but from a different place a lot nearer to his destination.
No more grind back and forth from Sector General and Norm Station for Ernold Same. Freshly moved, I'm sure there'll never be a problem again.
AM. 7 minutes late.
PM. 4 minutes early.
No more grind back and forth from Sector General and Norm Station for Ernold Same. Freshly moved, I'm sure there'll never be a problem again.
AM. 7 minutes late.
PM. 4 minutes early.
Tuesday, March 28
Total chaos down at the bus station the last two days, with Dulchester Borough Council having decided to demolish it so that they can build an art gallery on the site.
That will work, won't it? After all, all the buses and people trying to catch them will just disappear. Oh hold on... we'd better have some sort of half-arsed temporary bus station with no indication of where each service will depart from.
I'm looking forward to the 'visual arts facility' though. It'll have a giant statue of Queen Boudicca holding up a placard with 'IF YOU DON'T DRIVE A CAR, WE DON'T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT YOU' carved on it in huge letters.
'All art is quite useless,' Oscar Wilde told us. 'Particularly for getting one from town to Boredlingsea departing at 0735, 0800, 0830 and at these minutes past the hour thereafter'.
That will work, won't it? After all, all the buses and people trying to catch them will just disappear. Oh hold on... we'd better have some sort of half-arsed temporary bus station with no indication of where each service will depart from.
I'm looking forward to the 'visual arts facility' though. It'll have a giant statue of Queen Boudicca holding up a placard with 'IF YOU DON'T DRIVE A CAR, WE DON'T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT YOU' carved on it in huge letters.
'All art is quite useless,' Oscar Wilde told us. 'Particularly for getting one from town to Boredlingsea departing at 0735, 0800, 0830 and at these minutes past the hour thereafter'.
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