If you have a disabled parking space marked outside your house, in Bored Lane for example, that doesn't mean it's for your exclusive use. Anyone with a disabled sticker may park there, and writing 'No. 41 only' on the sign in blue felt tip doesn't change that. It only compounds the issue, since not only have you tried to privatise the public highway, but you've vandalised public property too.

Fantastic gridlock-inducing roadworks at the junction of Hohum Road and Whybother Road. Well done Dulchester Borough Council!

AM. 95 seconds' delay.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. 20 seconds' delay.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. 70 seconds' delay.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. No delay.
PM. 1 minute late.

AM. No delay.
PM. 2 minutes early.

AM. 25 seconds' delay.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. No delay - gates just opening as I approached.
PM. 2 minutes early.

AM. No delay.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay at crossing.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. Took the footbridge route, so I could walk through the snowy fields whistling Lara's Theme.
PM. On time.

AM. Left early, so no crossing data.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay at crossing.
PM. On time.

AM. No delay at level crossing.
PM. 8 minutes late.

AM. Via level crossing (19 seconds' delay).
PM. Walked home as usual.

PM. 7 minutes late.

PM. On time.

PM. On time.

I'm fed up with the bus not turning up in the mornings, so I'm walking from now on.

PM. Lift home.

AM. 1 minute late. Kids with music player in back seats, for fuck's sake.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. Didn't turn up at all.
PM. 5 minutes early.

AM. 4 minutes late.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. 10 minutes late.
PM. On time.

AM. On time.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. 1 minute late.
PM. On time despite high winds.

AM. On time.
PM. On time.

AM. On time.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. 1 minute late.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. On time.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. 1 minute early.
PM. On time.

AM. Right on time.
PM. 2 minutes early.

AM. On time.
PM. 2 minutes early.

AM. 4 minutes late.
PM. 3 minutes early.

AM. 6 minutes late.
PM. Walked home as usual.

AM. On time.
PM. On time.

AM. Right on time.
PM. On time.

AM. 4 minutes late.
PM. On time.

PM. On time.

PM. 7 minutes late.